Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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