I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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