Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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