i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
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