i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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