She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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