OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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