Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
