idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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