Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
i would punch a child for taco bell
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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