reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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