So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Boobs are out for the taking
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
