For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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