You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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