I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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