Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
so explain again why im purple
no
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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