He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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