matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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