i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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