Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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