? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I cockslap morals
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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