So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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