I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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