some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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