hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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