I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
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