Its about making memories worth repressing
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Randomize
