You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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