My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
false alarm, still single
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