people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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