i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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