Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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