so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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