yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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