don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
vagina is talking i cant
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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