office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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