no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Is it penis luge time yet?
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
wow bdsm is so cute
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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