YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Randomize
