He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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