she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
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