Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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