White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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