Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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