you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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