What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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