I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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