How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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