I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
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Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
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