Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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