i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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