She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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