Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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