Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Fuck appropriateness.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Randomize
