what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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