oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
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