I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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