what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
He did a backflip because drugs
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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