Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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