Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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