everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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